An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works. Do you have any embarrassing/funny ejaculation stories that you're willing to share? I was 14 and I hadn't masturbated in about two weeks. Official video of Telemundo content Caso Cerrado. In this restaurant, the customers have to order food by touching the menu and the menu is. Accidental Ejaculation. deathlord. I used to masturbate 1 or 2 days once, suddenly due to so much work pressure I dint have time for that.I woke. Can somebody tell me? Is unintentional ejaculation classed as a fail with NoFap? Not a wet dream, just blowing your load without touching. Well the dreaded premie or accidental ejaculation happened to me today. I went to drop a deuce and a half and next thing thing I feel my.